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Oh, God damn it, AJ, there is Lincoln Log sauce all over these pants.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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In 2001, a man walked into a South Jersey hospital with a bullet wound to his head and crushed windpipe. He had no knowledge of his name or where he was. Join me, perhaps you may be able to help solve a mystery.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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You drink that girl's bathwater?

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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And I'd eat him out while I was down there.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Let that one call that one "D-Girl"

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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That owner, Artie, out there. I'd like to nonstop break my dick off in that ass of his, huh?

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Really? You know better than New Jersey Zagat? 'Charmaine Bucco, warm and convivial titties to bury your cock in'?

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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You look like a Puerto Rican ghoul. Make me sick.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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I got a little surprise for you: two tickets to see your ass take a beating from me tonight. Plus, it's pool cue night.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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What she means is, in our neighborhood people don't get out right away.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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One of these days, you wait, I'm gonna downvote your fuckin' ass.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

shotsfordays

Add comin' home circlejerking, sounds like you.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Long term, I know shitposting's out. Those guys...but ramp posts, cum posts, a lot more tolerant atmosphere. I got contacts in r/CirclejerkSopranos.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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I got 200K upvotes that go directly to you personally. No one else needs to know.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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What'd you play, "Name that Rope"?

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Plus the homicide detectives told him Vito was buried on a hill...overlooking a little river...with pool cues all around.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Well, just so you know.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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"I don't feel like I'm sittin' at 12 o'clock."

It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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-"What did you do with them, Jeffrey?" -"I buried them...on a hill...overlooking a little river...with pine cones all around."

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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We make the big success journey.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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My pizza never-a hurt-a nobody! Anyway, $4 a pizza.

It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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Have armies consulted each other prior to battle to make sure they weren't wearing the same color/uniform?

Ask away! Disclaimer: This is an anonymous forum so answers may not be correct

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You gotta admit, they did get slightly inconvenienced, the Italians.

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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-"Ally?" -"Nobody's an Ally! And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!"

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head

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I'd like to break my tongue off in those titties of hers, huh?

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It was the medication I was on for my blood pressure, it fucked with my head